"One Day, Three Little Pigs Went To A Fancy Restaurant." joke

When they reached their table, their server asked them what they would like to drink.
"I would like a large glass of Coke," replied the first little pig.
"I would like a large glass of Sprite," said the second little pig.
"I would like a large glass of water," laughed the third little pig. After the server returned with their drinks, he asked what they would like to eat.
"I'd like a big juicy steak," replied the first pig.
"I'd like a big crispy hamburger," said the second pig.
"I'd like a large glass of water," laughed the third pig.

After the waitress brought them their meals, he asked water they would like for desert.
"I'd like a big chocolate sundae," replied the first pig.
"I'd like a big slice of Hershey pie," said the second pig.
"I'd like a large glass of water," laughed the third pig.

So the server brought them their desserts.
" Just out of curiosity, why do you always drink water?" asked the server.

" Because I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."