"Mickey's Divorce" joke

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As Mickey and Minnie were before the judge in divorce court, the judge looked at Mickey and said, "Listen here, Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie."
"But why not, Your Honor?" a stunned Mickey asked.
"I have reviewed all the information you submitted to the court and I can find no evidence to support the allegation that she's crazy," explained the judge.
"Your Honor," Mickey exclaimed, "I didn't say she was 'crazy', I said she was fucking Goofy."

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