"Letter to the Railroad" joke

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Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,
and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I
am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I
think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people
2,000 years ago.
Yours truly, A Commuter Dear Sir: We received your letter with
reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are
somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation
2,000 years ago was by foot. Sincerely, The Railroad Gentlemen:
I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are
confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible, Book of
David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his
ass. That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on
your train in the last two years.
Your truly, A Commuter

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Prisca Sapientia:How many buttock imprints did this Balaam dude leave BEHIND (pun intended) by riding his ass to town? Did he invent the buttwalk or rather the original moonwalk? That man-invented holy fantasy book to which you refer has some hilarious passages. Riding one's ass to town must hurt like heck unless you've got buns o'steel. I'd rather walk upright than scoot along on my ass.
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