"Jesus" joke

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>>> Honk if you love Jesus
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>>>
>>>
>>>The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a
>>>HONK IF YOU LOVE
>>>JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my
>>>car, and I'm really
>>>glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!
>>>
>>>I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought
>>>about the Lord, and didn't
>>>notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked!
I
>>>found lots of people
>> >who love Jesus.
>>>
>>>Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY
love
>>>the Lord because
>>>pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as
>>>loud as he could. It was
>>>like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!"
>>>
>>>Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and
waved
>>>and smiled to all of
>>>those loving people.
>>>
>>>There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could
hear
>>>him yelling
>>>something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with
>>>only his middle
>>>finger stuck up in the air.
>>>
>>>I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at
>>>each other, giggled
>>>and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out
>>>the window and gave
>>>him the good luck sign back.
>>>
>>>Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and
>>>yelled something. I
>>>couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker,"
or
>>>"Mother's from there."
>>>Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love the Lord.
>>>
>>>A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment
that
>>>they got out of their
>>>cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just
>>>then I noticed that the
>>>light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas.
>>>
>>>And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across
the
>>>intersection. I looked
>>>back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a
>>>big smile and held up
>>>the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.
>>>
>>>Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
>>>
>>>
>>>Jesus loves you - Everyone else thinks you're a moron

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