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    Criminal Hall of Shame

    Hot 6 years ago

    Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people-many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity *while* also breaking the law. To these brave men and women-ooops, "women and men"-we
    present the highest possible honor: entry into the "Stupid-Criminal Hall of Shame."
    Following are their accounts...
    Kentucky (where else?): Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
    South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the more...

    Bumper Sticker Rebuttal

    Hot 5 years ago

    Seen on a bumper sticker:
    "I don't care who's on board, what you love, who you brake for or what you'd rather be doing."

    Be Kind

    Hot 7 years ago

    Bumper sticker: BE KIND TO ANIMALS. HUG A HOCKEY PLAYER.

    Bush happens
    Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush)
    Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
    Vegetarians taste better
    There is absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to drive
    If you're reading this, it's time to MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
    Don't steal. the government hates competition
    I'm frum texas. yep, we luv ar bush. he's jest as smrt as we ar
    Honk if you like peace and quiet

    10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
    9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
    8. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"
    7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
    6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
    5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
    4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
    3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
    2. "We brake for cubes!"
    1. "Wesley On Board!"
    Best Bumper sticker on Borg ship:
    "Blonde Borgs have the same fun."

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