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    Soldier stands guard

    Hot 5 years ago

    A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?" The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler." "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield." The general said, "Drive on!" The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker." The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!" The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"

    Bumper Sticker Rebuttal

    Hot 4 years ago

    Seen on a bumper sticker:
    "I don't care who's on board, what you love, who you brake for or what you'd rather be doing."

    Bumper Sticker

    Hot 4 years ago

    A man was driving down a parking lot looking for a place to park. He saw a bumper sticker that read 'Jesus died for you.' After reading that, he said "Great, now if you'd do the same, I'd have a place to park."

    A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear - no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
    The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
    "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
    The general said, "Drive on!"
    The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
    The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
    The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"

    A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
    The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
    "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
    The general said, "Drive on!"
    The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
    The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
    The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"

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