"It takes a big man to cry" joke
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Howie gonna figure this out?
an old man went to a beach and say a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy, juicy boobs?"
The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man."
the guy said," twenty more...
'Twas The Night Before Christmas,
He Lived All Alone,
In A One Bedroom House Made Of
Plaster And Stone.
I Had Come Down The Chimney
With Presents To Give,
And To See Just Who
In This Home Did Live.
I Looked All About,
A Strange Sight more...
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!