"Long sexy legs" joke
What did the blonde's long sexy left leg say to her long sexy right leg?
Nothing, because they have never met.
Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,' Hey Dave, how ya more...