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Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA more...

In A Party One Of Zail Singh's Friends Asked Him How Many Chappathis He Could Eat In An Empty Stomach. Zail Replied "Seven". Then His Friend Told Him "When U Eat The First Chappathi Your Stomach Is No Longer Empty. Then How Can U Eat Seven? ?". Zail Was Impressed By This Tricky Question. So As Soon As He Went Back Home He Asked His Wife " How Many Chappathis Can You Eat In An Empty Stomach? ?".
She Replied "Five". Then Zail Told " Shit!! If Only You Had Told Seven I Had A Nice Reply For It"

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.
In India Gyani Ji says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time Gyani Ji says, "More.. . more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing more...

One Day Gyane Zail Singh And Indira Gandhi Were Togethere Going To Bombay In A Cab. Gyane Zail Singh Was Very Excited And
Started Singing -"Bombay-Bombay."Indira Gandhi Got Fed Up And Said-"B Silent." So He Started Singing -"Ombay-Ombay."

This is about a day when Mr. Zail Singh was the President of
the country.
All sardars in the country went to him this day and told him
that people
tease them by making jokes about them that when the clock
stucks 12: 00,
all sardars go mad and act like crazy. They complained that
this is not
true. They also complained that people talk about sardar
having no common
sanse. Therefore, they demanded him to go bring for them
common sense.

Mr. Zail Singh was confused and asked his secretary to give
him some suggestions. The secretary advised him to go to Japan, since quality is guaranteed.

The next day Mr. Zail Singh rushes off to Japan. At the
Osaka Airport he
hires a cab and asks him to take him to a shop where he
can get common sense.

The cab driver was pissed, he told him that there is no shop
in Japan that sells such stuff. Infact every human being has common sense since more...