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There were 3 guys that escaped from jail. They were out the gates and and almost to freedom. Suddenly a Guard walks out. The 3 guys that escaped said' we got to split up or he will find us!'. So the guys split up....... The guard walked by a tree and heard some rattling, The guard said whos there? WHO WHO The 1st escapee said. The guard said shoo, its just an owl. He started walking again
suddenly he heard a second tree move, he said whos there? ARF ARF The 2nd escapee said. The guard said shoo, its just a dog. So the guard was walking by a potato field. Suddenly he heard a sound. The guard said whos there. The 3rd escapee said P--O--T--A--T--O!
HINT < Hes acting like a potato. >

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(I think you get the picuture...)

This joke really annoys the heck out of people -- I suggest you teach it to your three year old nephew before sending him home. THAT should take care of some old sibling rivalries!

DO NOT teach it to a child at the beginning of a long car or airplane trip.

The Gingrinch that stole Xmas
By Mark D. Harmon
(journalism and broadcasting Prof. at Texas Tech University, Lubbock, Texas.)
All the Whos down in Whoville took little note. Some listened to fear. Some didn't vote. Little did they know a Gingrinch did lurk. He'd been scheming for years to do evil work. The Whos were surprised, to find in everyone's house, a fat grinning rat dressed as a church mouse.
"I'm the Gingrinch," he bleated. "You Whos must be told that hope's been defeated." The Whos looked around in shock and dismay. Who could have dreamed such a strange thing to say? The Gingrinch, however, took little heed. He had an agenda; it started with greed.
The Gingrinch chortled and let out a hideous laugh. He bellowed and beckoned and brought out his staff. "This is Jesse, Strom, Alphonse, Henry, Bob, and Kay-we have so much contract work to do today. We intend to change Christmas, the whole Christmas season. We've got a new message; more...

Whos aardvarks favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. "Ive never been better!" he replies. "Ive got an 18-year-old bride whos pregnant and having my child! Whatdo you think about that?"The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy whos an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day hes in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.""So hes in the woods," the doctor continues, "and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in his its chest.""Thats impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear," the man said."Exactly."

Knock, knock?
Whos there?
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out whos naughty and nice...

Knock, knock?
Whos there?
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out whos naughty and nice...