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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?""Yes it is." the man replies."You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks."No thanks." the man replies."I think you do want to buy a baseball" the little extortionist continues."Okay. How much?" the man replies, after considering the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars." the little boy replies."Twenty-five dollars!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again, when she hears a car in the driveway and again places her lover in the closet with her little boy."It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off."Yes it is." replies more...

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little more...