Trenches Jokes

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    HAPPINESS IS...
    Infantry: A good rifle
    Cavalry: A big tank
    Artillery: A loud boom
    UPON HEARING FIREWORKS
    Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire exercise
    Cavalry: Not loud enough
    Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks?
    OTHER TRADES
    Infantry: Waste of rations
    Cavalry: Waste of rations
    Artillery: Waste of rations
    IDEA OF FUN
    Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective
    Cavalry: Racing across a grid square on "full stab"
    Artillery: Leveling a grid square
    FAVOURITE SONG
    Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret"
    Cavalry: "Purple Haze"
    Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD!
    BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4
    Cavalry: Grunts to dig their trenches for them
    Artillery: Cable
    A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT
    Infantry: 20 clicks
    Cavalry: From the hangars to the tank
    Artillery: more...

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