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Driving is not to be done while asleep.(Tennessee Dumb Laws)

Tennessee The Educashun State
Dumb Tennessee Laws
You can`t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
Dyersburg
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
Fayette County
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.
Lenoir City
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the more...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

REAL CHEMISTRY NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE
Gold J. of North Carolina
Silver J. of North Carolina
Argon C. of Guam
Florine J. of Tennessee
Clorine J. of Maryland
Benzena J. of South Carolina
Ethyl J. of Ohio
Ether J. of Tennessee
Methyl S. of Maine
Methane M. of Alabama

Tennessee state Senator Ophelia Ford introduced a bill to honor Justin Timberlake, the biggest thing to come out of Tennessee since Jack Daniels. Which is, coincidentally, what she was drinking when she wrote the resolution.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tennessee.
Tennessee who?
Tennessee you later. Knock Knock
Who's there!
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee you tonight! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

A Tennessee graduate and a Bama graduate decided to rob a bank together. The Bama man plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the UT guy extensively.

The robbery begins. The Bama man drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the Vol, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said the Vol.

The Vol goes in the bank while the Bama man waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes. . . Two minutes pass. . . Seven minutes pass and the Bama guy is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes the Vol. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are more...