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Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ. Billy goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man her name is Wendy.
When finished he looks down and sees. . "W Y" and says "Hey I said her name was Wendy"
Man says "Don't worry shake it."... He does, . . and voila!- Wendy.
He ties a ribbon on it and presents it to his girl... she is so happy that she invites him on a Car.While in port at Jamaica in a disco he goes to the bathroom. While at the urinal a tall Jamaican stands next to him glances down sees "W Y" and says "W Y, huh?"Billy says oh! its my girlfriend's name, look (shakes it... Wendy)Jamaican says: "Ah good show man, Wendy, very nice."Billy looks at the Jamaican and notices his organ also says "W Y".Billy says: "Hey, wait a minute, more...

Ok this guy named Rhys david betts walks into a tatoo shop and asked the man if he could put a tatoo of a 100 doller bill on his penis. So the man said that it was no problem.Later the man asked Rhys why he wants a 100 bill on this penis. So Rhys then said "My wife hasnt bin giving me blow jobs lately, and she said she could blow a 100 doller bill in no time!!

A lady went to a tatoo parlour & asked to get a tatoo of a turkey on the inside of her right thigh & a tatoo of a x'mas tree on hte inside of her left thigh. the tatooist asked why this was so. The lady replied that this way, her lover would have something to eat between thanksgiving and X'mas!

Once there was a wife who was depressed because she
wouldn't get any satisfaction from her Husband and she
decided to do some thing about it. She visited a Tatoo
artist and told him " My husband loves the famous French actress
Brigette Bardot and I like you to tatoo her name on my
buttocks".
So the Tatoo artist lifted her dress and told her the
name is too long to tatoo on your buns, so I will tatoo
a "B" on one side and another "B" on the other side. So
she agreed and got those two letters tatooed on her buns.
Now, when the husband arrived after a long day of work
she said " honey I have a surprise for you today"
Husband said "alright, let see what have you got for me
today".
She said, " I know you love this person, So I went out
and got the name Tatooed" and she lifted her skirt and
showed her back. Husband stared at her back and more...

Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ. Billy goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man her name is Wendy.
When finished he looks down and sees. . "W Y" and says "Hey I said her name was Wendy"
Man says "Don't worry shake it."... He does, . . and voila!- Wendy.
He ties a ribbon on it and presents it to his girl... she is so happy that she invites him on a Carribean cruise.
While in port at Jamaica in a disco he goes to the bathroom. While at the urinal a tall Jamaican stands next to him glances down sees "W Y" and says "W Y, huh?"
Billy says oh! its my girlfriend's name, look (shakes it... Wendy)
Jamaican says: "Ah good show man, Wendy, very nice."
Billy looks at the Jamaican and notices his organ also says "W more...