Bikini Jokes

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    Oh my God

    Hot 2 years ago

    an old man went to a beach and say a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy, juicy boobs?"
    The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man."
    the guy said," twenty dollars?"
    "one hundred dollars?"
    "two hunderd dollars?"
    "five hundred dollars?"
    the girl thought, what harm can it do? "sure"
    the girl loosened her bikini and the man slipped his hand in her bikini.
    while feeling her sexy, juicy boobs, the guy said, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD"
    the girl said,"why do you keep saying OH MY GOD?
    while continuing feeling her sexy, juicy boobs, he said "OH MY GOD, where am i going to get five hundred dollars?"

    Clergy on the beach

    Hot 2 years ago

    Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

    As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts and shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

    The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery.

    Presently, a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare.

    As she passed them she turned, smiled, and said: "Good morning father, good morning father." Nodding and addressing each of them individually.

    They were both stunned; how in the world were they recognized as priests?

    They went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits and again they settled on the beach in their chairs more...

    Tiny Bikini

    Hot 7 years ago

    A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny bikini. Very proud, she came home and put it on. She then showed her mother how she looked in it.
    "What do you think mom?" she asked.
    Her mother replied, "If I wore that when I was your age, you would be 5 years older."

    A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top.She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest.Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,"Lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one withthe brown nose."

    Holiday Tattoos

    Hot 4 years ago

    A woman goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she would like to have a turkey tattooed on her right thigh, just below her bikini line. She also wants the words Happy Thanksgiving under the turkey.
    The artist does what the woman wants and it comes out looking really good.
    She thens tells him that she wants a Santa tattooed on her left thigh, just below her bikini line, with the words Merry Christmas under it.
    The artist does what the woman wants and it turns out well too.
    As she's getting dressed to leave, the artists says, "Lady, forgive me for asking, but why did you have me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
    "Well, I'm sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!" she replies.

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