Streak Jokes

Streaking will be permitted as follows: Female employees will streak on odd days - males on even days. On payday, all employees may streak, subject to the following:
1. Girls who have tattoos on the lower half of their bodies, such as' sock if to me' or' what you see is what you get' will not be permitted to streak, due to inspection regulations.
2. Men with tattoos, such as' let it all hang out' will not be permitted to streak. Also, men with tattoos of butterflies, roses, or elves will streak with females.
3. Girls with bust size larger than 36B must wear a bra while in file area, or around any Xerox machines. Girls smaller than 36B should not try to impress people by wearing a bra.
4. If you streak in any area where food is served, you must wear two hair nets. These will be available in the vending machine by the cafeteria.
5. In the event your physical make-up is such your sex cannot be determined, such as flat chest for girls, or long hair on boys, you more...

The Washington Nationals have reeled off 8 straight wins, their longest win streak in four years. Their second longest win streak in that time is one. The streak includes two sweeps, three huge come from behind victories, and four Mets fans shooting themselves.

A blonde walks up to a soda machine, puts in a coin and out pops a drink. Totally amazed, she runs to get some more coins and returns to the machine. She quickly begins to feed one coin after the other into the machine and it keeps feeding out drinks.
Suddenly a man who's been standing there waiting taps her on the shoulder. "Excuse me, but could I have a go at the machine, please?"
"Not while I'm on a winning streak!" she replies.