Washington Nationals Jokes

The Washington Nationals are set to fire legendary manager Frank Robinson after three consecutive last place finishes, since they could totally finish in last place without him.

Majestic Athletic company has apologized for supplying Washington with jerseys reading "Natinals." On the positive side, the team can easily rectify the problem by borrowing an o from their win column.

Barack Obama has declined an invitation to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the Washington Nationals' home opener, because he didn't want to show up their pitching staff.

Pitcher Stephen Strasburg has already been promoted to AAA Syracuse. Pretty soon he'll be demoted to the Washington Nationals.

The Washington Nationals recently misspelled Teddy Roosevelt's name on thousands of bobbleheads of the former U.S. President. Given their recent struggles, you can't blame them for wanting to re-write history.