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Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartments to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts"!

Q: Where is Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Q: Why is Superman stupid?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Q: Why is Batman more stupid?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
Q: Why is Robin even more stupid?
A: Because he followed what batman did.
Q: Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
A: Because she wears a belt on her head.
Q: Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his head.