Superhero Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Answer #1: Christopher Walken

Answer #2: Christopher ALIVE!

Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., The Incredible Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.
Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Super Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.
Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess: e.g., Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.
Don't be too modest: e.g., Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-so, Fairly Incredibleman, Captain Invincible on a good day.
But don't labor the point: e.g., Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.
Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image: e.g., Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Sweetiepie.
Don't choose the name of an existing Superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of supervillains.
It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenital hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just more...

Q: Where is Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Q: Why is Superman stupid?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Q: Why is Batman more stupid?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
Q: Why is Robin even more stupid?
A: Because he followed what batman did.
Q: Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
A: Because she wears a belt on her head.
Q: Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?
A: Because he wears his underwear over his head.