Sonics Jokes

SuperSonics majority owner Clay Bennett has announced that Seattle will no longer have a basketball team beyond the 2007-08 season. The news shocked fans, who thought the Sonics stopped playing basketball in the late nineties.

An elementary teacher started at a new school in Los Angeles. Trying to make a good connection with the students on her first day, she told her class that she was a Lakers fan. She asked if anyone else here was a Lakers fan? Everyone in the class raised their hand except one little girl. The teacher looked at the little girl with surprise, and asked: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Mary replied: "Because I'm not a Lakers fan!"

The teacher felt a little competitive and asked: "Well, if you're not a Lakers fan, then whom do you support?"

"I'm a Sonics fan, and proud of it!" Mary replied, folding her little arms across her chest.

"Mary, why are you a Sonics fan?"

"Because my Mom and dad are from Seattle and my Mom is a Sonics fan and my dad is a Sonics fan, so I'm a Sonics fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, knowing she was loosing it, more...