Shiny Jokes

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    Shiny New Motorcycle

    Hot 6 years ago

    An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
    "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.
    The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, spread her arms wide and said: "Take what you want."
    The second engineer nodded approvingly: "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

    Thermos

    Hot 4 years ago

    A blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"
    The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
    The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"
    The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." So she buys one.
    The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also a blond, asks, "What is that shiny object?"
    She replies "It's a thermos."
    He asks, "What does it do?"
    She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    He then asks, "What do you have in there?"
    "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

    Shiny New Motorcycle

    Hot 4 years ago

    An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

    "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.

    The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, spread her arms wide and said: "Take what you want."

    The second engineer nodded approvingly: "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

    A
    City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street
    when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside
    him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa
    bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl
    said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike
    over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The
    cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
    light on the back of it." The young girl looked
    up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
    sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he
    sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked
    up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
    dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

    A blond woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"
    The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
    The blond then asks, "What does it do?"
    The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." So she buys one.
    The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also a blond, asks, "What is that shiny object?"
    She replies "It's a thermos."
    He asks, "What does it do?"
    She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    He then asks, "What do you have in there?"
    "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

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