Sherman Jokes

Dear All,
I got hysterical reading this encounter between George Bush and Condoleeza Rice:
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
HU'S ON FIRST?
By James Sherman
We take you now to the Oval Office.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’am telling you.
George: That’s what I’am asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The China man!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I’am telling you Hu is leading more...

a man walks into a bar and suddenly the bar tender says 'nice shoes, were did you get them from?' the man said 'ben sherman'.
a short time later another man walks into the bar and the bar tender says 'nice trousers, were did you get them from?' and the man says 'ben sherman'.
a short time later ANOTHER man walks in and the bar tender says 'were did you get that shirt from?' the man says 'ben sherman'
suddenly a naked guy storms in and the bar tender says 'who the hell are you?' the guy says 'ben sherman'

Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential that we complete this declaration of independence.

Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I have to reboot here.

Mr. Jefferson: That's all right, Ben. We'll go on without you. Has everyone had a chance to look at the draft I posted yesterday?

Mr. Sherman: Not yet, Thomas, I've been having Notes replication problems.

Mr. Adams: Here, Roger, I brought a hard copy.

Mr. Sherman: Thanks, Saaaaay, nice font.

Mr. Adams: Do you like it? I downloaded it off Colonies Online just last week.

Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen! There is work to be done. I fear our document will soon leak out.

Mr. Livingston: Too late, Thomas. There's already a bootleg circulating. I saw it posted on alt.georgeIII.sucks last night.

Mr. Adams: Ben, you might try upgrading to Windows 75. It solved that problem for me.

Mr. Sherman: Thomas, the part here more...