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Once A Rocket And An Aeroplane Were Talking To Each Other. The Aeroplane Asked The Rocket'How Can You Fly So Fast?" At This
The Rocket Replied'When You Get Burnt From Your Back, You Automatically Start Flying Fast."

Once Santa Singh and some other country scientists came for launching a rocket. They started the counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go! The rocket was still there. They tried it 3, 4 times.
Then Santa said'Wait I'll try"
He climed up the rocket, first tilted to left, then to the right. He climed down, and then asked them to count. They started 10 9 8...... go! The rocket went.
Everybody asked "How did u do it''.
Santa replied'In our country we start our bajaj scooter like that only...

Rocket Engineer John Wickman has just received a $730,000 grant to develop a new type of rocket motor. Shocked by the reporters’ dumbfounded reaction to the term ‘pintle nozzle,’ a frustrated Wickman exclaimed “c’mon, man, it’s not rocket science! Oh wait, yes it is,” then proceeded to describe the directional control it provides.
Married women across the US who are tired of cleaning pee out of hard-to-reach toilet crevices are awaiting a scaled-down residential application.
Secretary of State Rumsfeld has given the project a high priority rating. This new nozzle will give us more accurate missiles, which we need because despite the gigantic glasses, Kim Jong Il is still a very small target.

i bought my wife a rocket for christmas "she says what the fuck do i want with a rocket"husband replies"well you wanted space now fuck off"

Not to be outdone by Rakesh Sharma and Ravish Malhotra, India's first astronauts, two sturdy Punjabis applied to NASA, the American space agency, to be taken to outer space. Their application was accepted and they were asked to report at the centre in California. They were told that during their period of training they must not take any alcohol. They followed the strict regimen imposed on them for several weeks, till one day they could not resist the temptation to wet their lips. Since no strong drink was available anywhere near the centre, they drank up a canister of rocket fuel.
Next morning, the following dialogue took place between them: "This is your friend speaking. Have you been to the lavatory this morning?'' No, why do you ask such a silly question?'' If you haven't, don't try. I am speaking from Tokyo.'

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?", and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, more...

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important
space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and
double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of our launch, something seemed
to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never
took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were
puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally, there was an Sardar who offered
to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and
agreed to do anything.
"Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the
Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
"Bring it back to vertical position" the Sardar said.
The engineers did.
"Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the
rocket took off and flew into outer space!
Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew
what to do. He replied more...