"Woman asks husband for space" joke
i bought my wife a rocket for christmas "she says what the fuck do i want with a rocket"husband replies"well you wanted space now fuck off"
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy. more...
Blonde joke
byHow do you know how a blonde has been using a car?
theresa condom on the stick shift
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunning blonde. When the rocket is outside the stratosphere, the first stage drops off. Contact is made: "Houston here, Pig 1, Pig 1, do you read us? Over." "Oink, oink, more...