"Once Santa Singh And Some Other Country Scientists Came For Launching A Rocket" joke
Once Santa Singh and some other country scientists came for launching a rocket. They started the counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go! The rocket was still there. They tried it 3, 4 times.
Then Santa said'Wait I'll try"
He climed up the rocket, first tilted to left, then to the right. He climed down, and then asked them to count. They started 10 9 8...... go! The rocket went.
Everybody asked "How did u do it''.
Santa replied'In our country we start our bajaj scooter like that only...
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