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Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?"

The local scratched his head.

"Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.

"I'm driving."

"That's the quickest way!"

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Straight through the rib cage.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.