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One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked up to the farmer and said,"Hey, that's a nice donkey you got there. I think I'll take it."The farmer replied,"That's not a donkey, that's an ass."So, the man said,"Okay, then, I'll take the ass." Then he walked over to the chicken coup and said,"I like that chicken. I'll take it too."The farmer replied,"That is a pullet."So the man said,"Okay, I'll take the pullet."He was looking at a rooster and said,"Well, I guess I'll take the rooster, too."The farmer replied,"That's not a rooster, it's a cock."So they load the pullet and the cock into the back of the man's truck and tie the ass to the back. The man then pays the farmer as the farmer tells him,"Now, sometimes the ass gets a little stubborn and he stops. All you have to do is get out and scratch his back, and he'll go again."So the man drives more...

There was a farmer who was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 or 10 roosters whose job was to fertilize the eggs. He kept records and any rooster or pullet that didn't perform well went into the pot and was replaced. Now this took an awful lot of time. So when the farmer saw a set of 8 tiny bells that each rang a different tone he promptly bought them.
He glued a piece of foam rubber to each clapper shaft so the bell wouldn't ring except when violently shaken. He hung a bell on each rooster's neck and went and mixed a Mint Julep. Now he could sit on the porch and sip while filling out an efficiency report on the roosters by listening to the different tones of the bells and marking down each encounter.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Brewster. Brewster was a fine specimen, but his bell didn't ring all morning. He went to investigate.
Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing. Brewster had his bell in more...

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "Cocks 4 Sale." He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock was. "A cock is a rooster," the farmer replied. So the doctor bought a cock and put it in the back of his truck. The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying, "Pullets 4 Sale." The doctor pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. "A pullet is a hen," the farmer replied. "But sometimes a cock and pullet will fight, so watch out." So the doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way. Down the road a bit, there was another sign saying, "Asses 4 Sale." So the doctor pulled over again to ask. "An ass is a donkey," the farmer repied. "But watch out because more...

A city man decides that he has had enough of urban life and wants to start a farm. He doesn't have much money, though, so he goes to see an old farmer to get his start.
"I'd like to buy a chicken and a rooster," he says.
"Well, young feller," says the farmer, "I reckon that'd be okay. But out here in the country we call' em a pullet and a cock."
"Okay then," says the guy, "I'll take a pullet and a cock."
"Hey, what about a donkey?" says the city guy.
"Well sure," says the farmer,"but out here in the country we call them asses. All I got is an stubborn old mule out back. He stops alot and he'll only go again if you scratch' im."
"That's fine," says the guy. He pays the farmer and heads off down the road. A little while later, the mule stops in the middle of the road. No matter what the guy does, he won't go. Then he remembers to scratch it, but he can't put his more...

This joke is fairly long but a guarenteed laugh!
There was a young farmer who was in need of a rooster. So he head down to the local shop to buy one.
He then says to the shopkeeper: "hello mister! I am in need of a rooster. Do you have one?" The shopkeeper replies:
"Why yes I do, but around these parts we don't call them roosters. We call them coq's."
The man replies: "ok, ill take one coq"
So the man is off home with his coq.
The next day the farmer heads down to the shop again. This time to buy a goat. He says to the shopkeeper like yesterday...
"Hello again! I am in need of a goat. Do you have one?" The shopkeeper replies:
"Why yes I do, but we dont call them goat's around here. We call them pullets" The farmer is confused of the shopkeepers habits, but decides to reply kindly: "Ok I'll take one pullet." So the farmer is on his way home with his coq and pullet.
The very next day he goes more...