Pudding Jokes

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    Bank Robbery

    Hot 1 week ago

    Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safe deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.
    The Head Gangster says "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat
    the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second Safe deposit box and
    there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.
    Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safe deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said "Well, at least we got a free meal out of it."
    The next day, while listening to the news they more...

    You know, I'm not like'cool mom.' I'm a mother But, I’m a really, really good mother, and the proof is in the pudding."Also in the pudding were trace amounts of LSD, cocaine, and crystal meth. No amount of self esteem was found in the pudding.

    What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

    Aussie Bank Robbers

    Hot 10 months ago

    A group of Aussie gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.
    After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.
    In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.
    Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.
    The robbers, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.
    The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the robbers find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
    'Well,' says one robber to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'
    They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.
    Instead, all the safes contain more...

    A Thanksgiving Cookbook
    by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class
    NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook.
    Meghan H. - Turkey
    You cut it into 16 pieces and then you leave it in the oven for 15 minutes and 4 degrees. You take it out and let it cool and then after 5 minutes, then you eat it.
    Megan K - Chicken
    You put it in the oven for 25 minutes and 25 degrees and put gravy on it and eat it.
    Christa - Cookies
    Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then put them in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out and dry them off. Then it's time to eat them.
    Jordan Simons - Chocolate Pudding
    Buy some chocolate pudding mix. Then you add the milk. Then you add the pudding mix. Then you stir it. Then you put it in the refrigerator and wait for it to get hard. Then you eat it.
    Tommy - Pumpkin
    Cook the pumpkin. Then get ready to eat the pumpkin.
    Joplyn - Apple Pie
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