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    Santa's secret wish

    Hot 4 years ago

    On Christmas Eve, a young boy with light in his eyes
    Looked deep into Santa's, to Santa's surprise
    And said as he sat on Santa's broad knee,
    "I want your secret. Tell it to me."
    He leaned up and whispered in Santa's good ear
    "How do you do it, year after year?"
    "I want to know how, as you travel about,
    Giving gifts here and there, you never run out.
    How is it, Dear Santa, that in your pack of toys
    You have plenty for all of the world's girls and boys?
    Stays so full, never empties, as you make your way
    around the whole world, The reindeer pulling your sleigh
    From rooftop to rooftop, to homes large and small,
    From nation to nation, reaching them all?"
    And Santa smiled kindly and said to the boy,
    "Don't ask me hard questions. Don't you want a toy?"
    But the child shook his head, and Santa could see
    That he needed the answer. "Now listen to me,"
    He told that small boy more...

    Prayers Answered

    Hot 4 years ago

    A young boy called to his mother from the yard, "Mom, would you rather me fall out of a tree and break my arm or just tear a hole in my Sunday slacks?" "Well," she replied, "I guess I'd pray that you just ripped your pants." The kid yells back, "Your prayers have been answered!"

    A college student wrote a letter home to his parents which read:
    "Dear Mom and Dad,
    I feel so miserable because I have to keep writing home to ask you for money. It makes me feel so ashamed and unhappy, but I must ask for another hundred dollars. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.
    Your son, Rick
    P.S. I felt so awful that I ran after the mailman who picked this letter up in the box at the corner. I really wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back, but it was too late."
    A few days later, the student received a letter from his father which read:
    "Dear Son,
    Your prayers were answered. Your letter never arrived!
    Dad"

    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

    ' 'I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
    I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
    I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR...''

    His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said,' 'Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.'' To which the little brother replied,' 'No, but Gramma is!''

    A boat is sinking fast when the Captain runs on deck and shouts to The passengers, "Hey, listen, do any of you know any prayers?"
    A big Texan steps up and says, "Yessir, I do."
    "Oh, good," replies the Captain,
    "You'd better get started because we're a life jacket short."

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