Pounder Jokes

"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - Asked of a waitress.
"Just the chicken." - The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.
"Would you like cream and sugar with that?" - Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.
"Do you want cheese on that?" - Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.
"You want fries with that?" - Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
"Do you want onions on that?" - A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.
"Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"
"Do you get rice with your fried rice?"
"I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." - A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.
"Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" - A waitress.
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Q: What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.

what do u call an ethiopian that has sesime seeds on his head? quarter pounder
what do u call an ethiopian that has sesime seeds on his head w/ a yeast infection? quarter pounder w/ cheese