Dairy Jokes

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    False Teeth

    Hot 6 months ago

    Moisha Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his native land of Germany. He sold all his assets and converted it to gold and then had 5 sets of solid gold false teeth made.When he arrived in New York the customs official was perplexed as to why anybody would have 5 sets of gold teeth. So Moisha explained."We Orthodox Jews have two separate sets of dishes for meat products and dairy products but I am so kosher and religious I also have separate sets of teeth."The customs official shook his head and said, "Well that accounts for two sets of teeth. What about the other three?"Moisha then said "Vell us very religious Orthodox Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but I am so religious I have separate teeth, one for meat and one for dairy food.The customs official slapped his head and then said, "You must be a very religious man with separate teeth for food and dairy products and likewise for Passover. That accounts for four sets of teeth. What
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    Large Ranch

    Hot 1 year ago

    A Texan is in a Wisconsin bar and is telling a dairy farmer how large his ranch in Texas is. He tells the farmer his ranch is so large that if he gets into his pick-up truck and drives all day, he would not reach the other border of his ranch.
    The Wisconsin dairy farmer thinks for a minute and then responds," I used to have a truck like that."

    The gold teeth

    Hot 6 months ago

    Moisha Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his native land of Germany.
    He sold all his assets and converted it to gold and then had 5 sets of solid gold false teeth made.
    When he arrived in New York the customs official was perplexed as to why anybody would have 5 sets of gold teeth.
    So Moisha explained: "We Orthodox Jews have two separate sets of dishes for meat products and dairy products but I am so kosher and religious I also have separate sets of teeth."
    The customs official shook his head and said, "Well that accounts for two sets of teeth. What about the other three?"
    Moisha then said "Vell us very religious Orthodox Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but I am so religious I have separate teeth, one for meat and one for dairy food.
    The customs official slapped his head and then said, "You must be a very religious man with separate teeth for food and dairy products and likewise for Passover. That accounts for four sets of more...

    "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - Asked of a waitress.
    "Just the chicken." - The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.
    "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" - Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.
    "Do you want cheese on that?" - Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.
    "You want fries with that?" - Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
    "Do you want onions on that?" - A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.
    "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"
    "Do you get rice with your fried rice?"
    "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." - A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.
    "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" - A waitress.
    "Which of these more...

    How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
    He forgot to wrap the "Whopper"!!!

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