Passover Jokes

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    Heavenly Blondes

    Hot 2 years ago

    Three blondes died and found themselves standing before Saint Peter at the gate to heaven. St. Peter said to them, “Before you may enter the gates of heaven you have to tell me what Easter is. ”
    The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where we all have a big feast and we’re thankful. ”
    St. Peter said, “NO! ” and banished her from heaven.
    The second blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where we celebrate Jesus’ birth and give each other presents. ”
    St. Peter said, “NO! ” and banished her from heaven.
    The third blonde said, “I know what Easter is. ”
    St. Peter said, “Ok then, tell me. ”
    She starts, “Easter is Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross where he died. Then they buried him in a tomb behind a large boulder. ”
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    Jewish Mother Joke

    Hot 5 days ago

    And it came to pass that an openly Jewish man was elected to be President of the United States of America.

    So he calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down to Washington DC to share the Passover Holliday.

    She says,' I'd like to, but it's so much trouble... I mean, I have to get a cab to the airport, and I hate waiting on Queens Blvd...'

    He replies,' Mom! I'm the President! You won't need a cab; I'll send a limo for you!'

    To which his mother replies,' I know, but then I'll have to get my ticket at the airport, and try to get a seat on the plane, and I hate to sit in the middle... it's just too much trouble.'

    He replies,' Mom! I'm the President of the United States! I'll send Air Force One or another of my private jets for you.

    To which she replies,' Oh, well, but then when we land, I'll have to carry my luggage through the airport, and try to get a cab... it's really too much trouble.'

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    The gold teeth

    Hot 1 year ago

    Moisha Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his native land of Germany.
    He sold all his assets and converted it to gold and then had 5 sets of solid gold false teeth made.
    When he arrived in New York the customs official was perplexed as to why anybody would have 5 sets of gold teeth.
    So Moisha explained: "We Orthodox Jews have two separate sets of dishes for meat products and dairy products but I am so kosher and religious I also have separate sets of teeth."
    The customs official shook his head and said, "Well that accounts for two sets of teeth. What about the other three?"
    Moisha then said "Vell us very religious Orthodox Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but I am so religious I have separate teeth, one for meat and one for dairy food.
    The customs official slapped his head and then said, "You must be a very religious man with separate teeth for food and dairy products and likewise for Passover. That accounts for four sets of more...

    Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

    False Teeth

    Hot 1 year ago

    Moisha Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his native land of Germany. He sold all his assets and converted it to gold and then had 5 sets of solid gold false teeth made.When he arrived in New York the customs official was perplexed as to why anybody would have 5 sets of gold teeth. So Moisha explained."We Orthodox Jews have two separate sets of dishes for meat products and dairy products but I am so kosher and religious I also have separate sets of teeth."The customs official shook his head and said, "Well that accounts for two sets of teeth. What about the other three?"Moisha then said "Vell us very religious Orthodox Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but I am so religious I have separate teeth, one for meat and one for dairy food.The customs official slapped his head and then said, "You must be a very religious man with separate teeth for food and dairy products and likewise for Passover. That accounts for four sets of teeth. What
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