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    A girl in R.E. sits in the front row. A kid behind her kepps poking her with a stick. One day, the teacher asks the girl "Who saved us from all sin?" The kid pokes her. " JESUS CHRIST!" she replies. "Very good, now who do we worship in church?" asks the teacher. The kid pokes he again. "
    LORD ALMIGTY!" "Correct, now, what did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?" The kid pokes her again. "You jab that thing at me one more time and I swear I'll break it off!"

    Mr. and Ms Smith went to church and Mr. Smith haeded for a chair to sleep, while Ms Smith went to the preacher. She said,"My husband has been sleeping while you sleep.can you help?" Yeah we get this all the time.when I give you the siganal poke him with this hat pin.so the preacher starts preaching and he says,"who died on the cross for you, and gives her the siganal...she pokes him and he yells,"JESUS!!! Very good mr. smith. Mr smith drifts back to sleep so the preacher says,"who is your father, and gives her the siganal so she pokes him and he yells,"GOD!!! so the preacher forgets about Mr. and Ms smith and says," What did eve say to adam after she bore his 99th son." And he starts moveing his hands so ms smith pokes her husband and he yells," You stick that god damned thing in me one more time, I am going to break it in half and stick it up your ass.

    There is girl in school called Mary and she keeps on falling asleep in class. The teacher asks her, "Who is our savior?" A boy behind her pokes her with a pencil. Then Mary yells, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher says, "Good." Then the teacher asks, "Who died on the cross." Then the boy again pokes her. Then Mary yells, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher says, "Good." The teacher asks, " What did Eve do after she had her 23 child." The boy pokes again. Then Mary yells, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'm going to brake it in half.

    Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it every time he falls asleep.
    The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks, "Who is our savior?" Wilma pokes him with the needle, and he yells out "JESUS!" Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is, "Who is Jesus's Father?" Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out "GOD!" and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is, "What did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time?" Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells, "IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"

    Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
    The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS! Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD! and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!

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