"Sleeping in church" joke
Mr. and Ms Smith went to church and Mr. Smith haeded for a chair to sleep, while Ms Smith went to the preacher. She said,"My husband has been sleeping while you sleep.can you help?" Yeah we get this all the time.when I give you the siganal poke him with this hat pin.so the preacher starts preaching and he says,"who died on the cross for you, and gives her the siganal...she pokes him and he yells,"JESUS!!! Very good mr. smith. Mr smith drifts back to sleep so the preacher says,"who is your father, and gives her the siganal so she pokes him and he yells,"GOD!!! so the preacher forgets about Mr. and Ms smith and says," What did eve say to adam after she bore his 99th son." And he starts moveing his hands so ms smith pokes her husband and he yells," You stick that god damned thing in me one more time, I am going to break it in half and stick it up your ass.
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