Playting Jokes

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    Da night bepor Christmas
    An all tru da house
    Nating pas
    Not eben a mouse.

    Da children dey nossie
    all snog on da ploor
    An Mama puts newspepper
    Tru da crack on da dor.

    Den Mama in da stobe
    Roost up da manuk
    Steer up da adobo
    An make bake da biko.

    Den out on da rud
    Dey got such a clatter
    Soun like old manong
    Pull down da ladder.

    I run so past
    To open da dor
    I trip ober da dog
    An pull down on da ploor!

    As I look out da dor
    In da light ob da moon
    I thinking "apo, you cresy
    I'm gitting old too soon."

    Becus dere on da rud
    Wer I turn my head
    Dere's eight carabao
    Pulling a sled
    An a little driber
    Wit a big ishtick
    I know right away
    must be St Nick.

    Mob paster an paster
    Da carabao dey come
    He wistle an holler
    An call dem by nim:
    "Oy, Boogy!
    Oy, more...

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