Paster Jokes

there were 3 nuns and one day the first nun went up to the paster and sais paster i did somthing bad.i robbed a bank, so the paster said go and drink the holy water and god will forgive you.
the second nun went to the paster and said paster i did somthing bad.i shot and killed a child, so the paster said go and drink the holy water and god will forgive you.
the third and last nun went up to the paster and said paster i did somthing bad....i peed in the holy water.

Da night bepor Christmas
An all tru da house
Nating pas
Not eben a mouse.

Da children dey nossie
all snog on da ploor
An Mama puts newspepper
Tru da crack on da dor.

Den Mama in da stobe
Roost up da manuk
Steer up da adobo
An make bake da biko.

Den out on da rud
Dey got such a clatter
Soun like old manong
Pull down da ladder.

I run so past
To open da dor
I trip ober da dog
An pull down on da ploor!

As I look out da dor
In da light ob da moon
I thinking "apo, you cresy
I'm gitting old too soon."

Becus dere on da rud
Wer I turn my head
Dere's eight carabao
Pulling a sled
An a little driber
Wit a big ishtick
I know right away
must be St Nick.

Mob paster an paster
Da carabao dey come
He wistle an holler
An call dem by nim:
"Oy, Boogy!
Oy, more...

One day a paster was walking through the woods all of a sudden a bear starts to chase him he keeps praying and says"please make the bear a christain" all of the sudden the bear bends down and says "dear god thank you for the meal i am about to eat"