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    Wuz de night befo Crismus
    An all ober de hood
    Everybody wuz sleepin'
    Day wuz sleepin' good.
    Everbody wuz sleepin'
    all tight in they beds
    Whilst Thunderbird Wine
    Danced in they heads
    I was passed out on de flo
    Right next to my Ma
    When I heard such a fuss
    I thinked "It must be de law!!"
    I looked out tru de barz
    dat covered my do
    Spectin' de sherif
    with a warrant fo sho!
    Now ober de years
    Sanny Claws, he be white.
    But it lookin' like us bros
    got a black Sanny dis night
    Now what I did see
    made me say "LAWD Lood at dat!"
    It was a huge watermellon cadi
    pulled by dwarf rats
    Faster than a po-lice car
    True de air he came
    an whupped up on dem warf rats
    an called emm by name.
    On Leroy, on Kendrick,
    On Jontarious Lee, on Falacious
    They was a sight to see
    He didn't go down no chimbly
    -just picked de lock on my do'
    An I says to more...

    Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good. Everbody wuz sleepin'all tight in they bedsWhilst Thunderbird WineDanced in they headsI was passed out on de floRight next to my MaWhen I heard such a fussI thinked "It must be de law!!"I looked out tru de barzdat covered my doSpectin' de sherifwith a warrant fo sho! Now ober de yearsSanny Claws, he be white. But it lookin' like us brosgot a black Sanny dis nightNow what I did seemade me say "LAWD Lood at dat!"It was a huge watermellon cadipulled by dwarf ratsFaster than a po-lice carTrue de air he camean whupped up on dem warf ratsan called emm by name. On Leroy, on Kendrick, On Jontarious Lee, on FalaciousThey was a sight to seeHe didn't go down no chimbly-just picked de lock on my do'An I says to myself-"Shit! He done did befo'!"He had a big sackfull of presents I spectWith Air Jordans and Fake Goldto go 'round my neck. But he didn't leave any presents-just started more...

    Wuz de night befo Crismus
    An all ober de hood
    Everybody wuz sleepin'
    Day wuz sleepin' good.

    Everbody wuz sleepin'
    all tight in they beds
    Whilst Thunderbird Wine
    Danced in they heads

    I was passed out on de flo
    Right next to my Ma
    When I heard such a fuss
    I thinked "It must be de law!!"

    I looked out tru de barz
    dat covered my do
    Spectin' de sherif
    with a warrant fo sho!

    Now ober de years
    Sanny Claws, he be white.
    But it lookin' like us bros
    got a black Sanny dis night

    Now what I did see
    made me say "LAWD Lood at dat!"
    It was a huge watermellon cadi
    pulled by dwarf rats

    Faster than a po-lice car
    True de air he came
    an whupped up on dem warf rats
    an called emm by name.

    On Leroy, on Kendrick,
    On Jontarious Lee, on Falacious
    They was a sight to see

    He didn't go down no more...

    Da night bepor Christmas
    An all tru da house
    Nating pas
    Not eben a mouse.

    Da children dey nossie
    all snog on da ploor
    An Mama puts newspepper
    Tru da crack on da dor.

    Den Mama in da stobe
    Roost up da manuk
    Steer up da adobo
    An make bake da biko.

    Den out on da rud
    Dey got such a clatter
    Soun like old manong
    Pull down da ladder.

    I run so past
    To open da dor
    I trip ober da dog
    An pull down on da ploor!

    As I look out da dor
    In da light ob da moon
    I thinking "apo, you cresy
    I'm gitting old too soon."

    Becus dere on da rud
    Wer I turn my head
    Dere's eight carabao
    Pulling a sled
    An a little driber
    Wit a big ishtick
    I know right away
    must be St Nick.

    Mob paster an paster
    Da carabao dey come
    He wistle an holler
    An call dem by nim:
    "Oy, Boogy!
    Oy, more...

    Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good. Everbody wuz sleepin'all tight in they bedsWhilst Thunderbird WineDanced in they headsI was passed out on de floRight next to my MaWhen I heard such a fussI thinked "It must be de law!!"I looked out tru de barzdat covered my doSpectin' de sherifwith a warrant fo sho! Now ober de yearsSanny Claws, he be white. But it lookin' like us brosgot a black Sanny dis nightNow what I did seemade me say "LAWD Lood at dat!"It was a huge watermellon cadipulled by dwarf ratsFaster than a po-lice carTrue de air he camean whupped up on dem warf ratsan called emm by name. On Leroy, on Kendrick, On Jontarious Lee, on FalaciousThey was a sight to seeHe didn't go down no chimbly-just picked de lock on my do'An I says to myself-"Shit! He done did befo'!"He had a big sackfull of presents I spectWith Air Jordans and Fake Goldto go' round my neck. But he didn't leave any presents-just started more...

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