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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he wants to drink and he replies a beer. He hears something and turns around and sees a little 12 inch pianist.
The guy asked the bartender where he got the 12 inch pianist. The bartender replies "I got from my genie" and hands him his beer. The guy says can I borrow that genie and the bartender says sure.
So the guy goes into the bathroom and wishes for a million bucks. He comes out of the bathroom with ducks flying everywhere. The bartender asks what did you wish for.The guy replies "I wished for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks." The bartender says,"Well do you think I wished for a 12 INCH PIANIST!!!

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting on a barstool drinking a beer and watching a miniature man playing a piano on the bar in front of him. Bewildered, the man asked him where did he get his little friend. The guy said that there was a genie outside the back door granting wishes, so he goes out back and sure enough, there was a genie. He walks up to the genie and says I wish for a thousand bucks. The genie said, "Granted." The man walks back into the bar and there were ducks flying everywhere. He goes back up to the man at the bar and says "That genie must be deaf, I asked for a thousand bucks, not a thousand ducks." The man replied, "What did you think I asked for, a twelve inch pianist?"

A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside a 12 inch pianist. He walks up to the man and says, ''That's amazing how did you get that.'' The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. So he rubs the bottle and a puff of smoke pops out and grants him one wish. So the man thinks and says, ''I wish I had a million bucks.'' The genie says, "OK, go outside and your wish will be granted."So the man goes outside and all he finds is ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells the man what happend and the man says, ''I know, do you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist.'''

An aspiring pianist was hired to play the background music for a movie. When it was completed, he inquired as to when and where he would be able to see the film. Sheepishly, the produced confessed that it was actually a porn movie and was due to be released in a month.
A month later, with his collar up and wearing dark glasses, the pianist went to a porn theatre to see it. He took a seat in the back row, right next to a couple who also appeared to be in disguise.
The film was even raunchier than his worst fears. It featured goup sex, S & M, and even a dog.
After a few minutes, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Really?" the man replied. "Well, we're only here to see our dog."

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. Hey, what's that? A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist. Can I try? The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!, p> Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?

A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet."

A man comes into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bar keeper brings him his beer. After he has drunk it, he grabs in his bag and puts a small piano on the bar, grabs in his bag and puts a small chair on the bar and grabs a third time in his bag and sits down a small man on that chair.
And the small man plays piano very well, a the most beatyful music they've ever heared. After he's finished, everyone applauds. And the bar keeper asks the man: "Where do you have it from? It's so wonderful."
And the man said: "I own an dgini-lamp. And so I got this by a wish of mine. Hey," he said to the bar keeper, "do you have a wish? You can wish you everything!"
"Me?", the bar keeper asks. "I have a wish for free? Coo-ool." Ok, no sooner said than done, the man grabs in his bag and gets out from it the meant lamp. He rubs at the side of the lamp and the dgini appeares: "Ok, budy. You have one wish for free." more...