"Movie Pianist" joke
An aspiring pianist was hired to play the background music for a movie. When it was completed, he inquired as to when and where he would be able to see the film. Sheepishly, the produced confessed that it was actually a porn movie and was due to be released in a month.
A month later, with his collar up and wearing dark glasses, the pianist went to a porn theatre to see it. He took a seat in the back row, right next to a couple who also appeared to be in disguise.
The film was even raunchier than his worst fears. It featured goup sex, S & M, and even a dog.
After a few minutes, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Really?" the man replied. "Well, we're only here to see our dog."
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