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There is a fammily of 6. The dad goes out one day to hunt when he gets home he puts the b b's from the gun on the counter. The wife knocked the b b's into a soup that she has ben working on for houres. She said "O WHAT THE HELL WATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN." So the family eats the soup. The next day the yongest dauter comes running down the satirs."momey Momey youl never gues what happend i went to the bath room and peed b b's". The mother said go back up and il help you in a sec. yhis happend with here other two dauters. Then her son came down,"mom youl never guess what happened the mom sad yo peed bh b's right. the son said "NO I WAS JERKING OFF AND I SHOT THE DOG."

There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the top of the stove and hurried to the bathroom. He set it down so fast and hard that it opened and the BB's from the gun went right into mother's spagetti sauce. She had seen the BB's and just figured that they couldn't hurt anyone, so she just served dinner anyways. Later that night the little girl ran down stairs saying, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt you said the mom. No said the girl. Ok then don; t worry it will go away. Then the little boy runs down stairs, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt she says? No says the boy. Ok then don't worry about it, it will go away. Later that night the father rushes down the stairs with his pants down - "honey, honey, I was just up stairs jacking off and I shot the dog!"

A patient complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night. “Before it happens, do you see any dreams? “ the doctor said.
“Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, ‘Let‘s pee. “ “OK, “ the doctor said.
“Next time you see the demon, say, “No, we‘ve already peed. “
Next time the patient came to the doctor, the latter asked, “So? Did you do as I said?
“Yes, I did. “
“Did it help? “ “Yes, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse. “ “How? “ “As I said ‘We‘ve already peed, ‘ the demon nodded and said, ‘Then, let‘s shit a little. “

There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the top of the stove and hurried to the bathroom.
He set it down so fast and hard that it opened and the BB's from the gun went right into mother's spagetti sauce. She had seen the BB's and just figured that they couldn't hurt anyone, so she just served dinner anyways.
Later that night the little girl ran down stairs saying, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt you said the mom. No said the girl. Ok then don;t worry it will go away.
Then the little boy runs down stairs, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt she says? No says the boy. Ok then don't worry about it, it will go away.
Later that night the father rushes down the stairs with his pants down - "honey, honey, I was just up stairs jacking off and I shot the dog!"

There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the top of the stove and hurried to the bathroom.He set it down so fast and hard that it opened and the BB's from the gun went right into mother's spagetti sauce. She had seen the BB's and just figured that they couldn't hurt anyone, so she just served dinner anyways.Later that night the little girl ran down stairs saying, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt you said the mom. No said the girl. Ok then don;t worry it will go away.Then the little boy runs down stairs, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt she says? No says the boy. Ok then don't worry about it, it will go away.Later that night the father rushes down the stairs with his pants down - "honey, honey, I was just up stairs jacking off and I shot the dog!"

What did Britney Spears say when she peed on the bed?
Oops I did it again!

there was a woman in the ghetto who was pregnant with triplets, so the woman goes into the store one day and gets shot three times one in each womb when she went to the doctor he said they will be alright but will be some side effects one of the girls comes in and says mom i peed a bullet she says its alright i got shot thirteen years ago another girl comes in and says i peed a bullet she says its alright and then the boy comes in and is ballin his eyes out crying and his mom asks did you pee a bullet? he said no i was jackin off and i shot the dog.