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Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance teams response times. Since we installed our new satellite navigation system, bragged one, weve cut our emergency response time by ten percent.

Not bad, the second paramedic commented. But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we we cut our average time by 20 percent.

Thats nothing said the third paramedic. Since our ambulance driver passed the bar exam, weve cut our emergency response time in half!

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team’s response times. “Since we installed our new satellite navigation system, ” bragged one, “we’ve cut our emergency response time by ten percent. ”“Not bad, ” the second paramedic commented. “But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we we cut our average time by 20 percent. ”“That’s nothing said the third paramedic. “Since our ambulance driver passed the bar exam, we’ve cut our emergency response time in half! ”

Tere are 3 teenagers Named Fucku Shit and Manners. they r driving down a street one day and Shit falls out! So fucku went to get the paramedics. The paramedic says whats your name son Fucku whats your name son Fucku the paramedic says wheres your manners down the steet picking up shit.