Childbirth Jokes

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    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents "how was I
    born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you
    to us."
    "OH," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
    "Oh, the stork brought us too."
    "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he
    persisted.
    "Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by
    now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.
    Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with
    confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write
    due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for
    three generations."
    -told by the minister of my church, Dr. James Kennedy,
    Coral Ridge Presbyterian, Ft. Lauderdale.

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
    "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."
    "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
    "Oh, the stork brought us too."
    "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
    "Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.
    Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
    "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us.""Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked."Oh, the stork brought us too.""Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted."Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
    "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth. He asked his parents, "How was I born?"
    "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."
    "OH," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
    "Oh, the stork brought us too."
    "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
    "Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent.
    Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
    "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

    Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork brought us too." "So... how were grandpa and grandma born?" "Well, darling, the stork brought them too," said the mother. The next day Little Johnny handed in his paper to the teacher. It read, "This report is impossible to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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