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    Online dating is huge now. Everyone from EHarmony to Match.com have been benefitting from the surge in personals. But impersonal nature of online personals need a little clarifying. Below you'll find a guide to better enable yourself "Find That Special Someone"
    Female
    Beautiful Bulgarian girl = I need a green card
    Beautiful Ukranian girl = I need a green card
    Beautiful Romanian girl = I need a green card....possibly a gypsy
    I love doing yoga and running with my dog = a really good lay
    Athletic = No tits
    Spends too much time at work / Work Hard = I'm cheating on you and we haven't even met
    Beautiful = Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile = Takes a lot of pills
    Emotionally Secure = On medication / Frequent Psychiatric Visits
    Feminist = Fat
    Free spirit = Junkie / Hippie
    Hopeless romantic = Wants a Ring
    Friendship first = Former slut
    Fun = Annoying
    New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places
    very goal oriented = She more...

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