Opinions Jokes

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    A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, "Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?" The Saudi replied, "Excuse me, but what is a shortage?" The Russian said, "Excuse me, but what is meat?" The North Korean replied, "Excuse me, but what is an opinion?" The New Yorker replied, "Excuse me, but what is 'excuse me?'"

    Opinions are indeed like assholes, some are just bigger than others.

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    Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.
    I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before.
    If you put two investors in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is a pump and dumper, in which case you get three opinions.
    What is the easiest way to spot a Shorter on a Message Board or Chat room
    Look for the ones who seem to have more questions than the press at a White House briefing.

    Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.
    *A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.
    *Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.
    *Men are like snow storms, you never know how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

    Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.*Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.*Men are like snow storms, you never know how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

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