Jefferson Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    One night George Bush awakens from a fitfull sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of George Washington. Dubya begs of Washington's spirit, "Tell me: As president, what's the best thing I can do for my country?"
    "That's easy," replies Washington's Ghost. "Set an honest and honorable example, just like I did." And with that he was gone.
    On the next night George Bush awakens from a fitfill sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. Duby begs of Jefferson's spirit, "Tell me: As president, what's the best thing I can do for my country?"
    "That's easy," replies Jefferson's Ghost. "Cut taxes and streamline the federal government, just like I did." And with that he was gone.
    On the third night George Bush awakens from a fitfull sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Dubya begs of Lincoln's spirit, "Tell me: As president, what's the best thing I can do for my more...

    One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush asks: "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
    "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises.
    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. "Tom," George asks, "what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
    "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," Jefferson advises.
    Bush isn't sleeping well the next night, and sees another figure moving in the shadows. It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asks. Abe answers flatly, "Go see a play."

    One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washington's ghost in
    the White House. Bush asks, "George, what is the best thing I could do
    to help the country?"
    "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington
    advises.
    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark
    bedroom. "Tom," W asks, "what is the best thing I could do to help the
    country?"
    "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," Jefferson advises.
    Bush isn't sleeping well the next night, and sees another figure
    moving in the shadows. It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the
    best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asks.
    Abe answers, "Go see a play."

    One night, George W. Bush was awakened by the ghost of George Washington.
    Bush asked, "George, now that I have been elected President, what is the best thing I can do for the country?"
    "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised Washington.
    The next night, Bush was awakened by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
    "Tom, now that I am elected President, what is the best thing I can do for the country?" asked Bush.
    "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," Jefferson advised.
    The next night, Bush saw another figure moving in the shadows. This time it was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
    "Abe, now that I have been elected President, what is the best thing I can do for the country?" asked Bush.
    "Go to the theatre!" Abe replied.

    This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
    Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list and add your name to the bottom of the list.
    When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.
    REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model.
    You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his own wife back more...

  • Recent Activity