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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive none of your lip! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive just around the corner! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive across the road! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you too, honeybunch!

This recipe has been around for many years in many fashions but in recent years for some reason has fallen out of favor. Here we shall return to a true classic dish of alternative fine dining. The list of ingredients is as follows:
1 reindeer, appx. 125-175 lbs., skinned, dressed (though not in a tux; ha, ha) and head mounted if you so desire.
6-9 Christmas elves cleaned and finely diced, appx. 8 lbs. useable weight.
8 lbs. celery, finely chopped.
8 lbs. onions, finely chopped.
8 lbs. carrots, finely diced.
1 gallon vodka to numb the elves before you peel them and dice them.
32 lbs. dry bread crumbs.
3 gallons chicken stock.
salt, pepper, to taste.
Fresh garlic, 1-6 lbs. as you desire.
3-4 gallons of olive oil for basting the roasting reindeer.
Saute' the onions, carrots, and celery ina large pan, using some olive oil, until tender.
Brown the diced elves in the same pan until lightly browned. Mix the vegetables, elves, bread crumbs, more...

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?
Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

knock knock
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Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase “Are we there yet? ”... the words “Knock, Knock, ” of course.
Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically-and parents just plain hysterical-but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together.
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to tell knock-knock jokes.
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Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas? Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"