Oil Jokes

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    If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

    Amazing Facts

    Hot 5 years ago

    * The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash, when banks began hiring low-paid workers to "tell" throngs of frantic depositors that their money was gone.

    * Scandinavian berserkers used to cut out their eyes before battle to spare themselves the sight of the carnage they invariably wrought.

    * The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11, 284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries.

    * Rubbing Tabasco on one's upper lip before bedtime is an effective temporary cure for sleep apnea.

    * British pop singer Baby Spice is the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandniece of Archduke William Pinkley-Hogue of Standishfordshire, making her 103rd in line for the throne of England.

    * Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.

    * When in heat, female hippopotami secrete an oil with a flavor similar to strawberries. Kalahari bushmen use the oil to make flat-bread more...

    Gulf Oil Spill Fallout

    Hot 4 years ago

    Some tar balls have appeared on shore from the Gulf oil spill. The Gulf will reportedly begin wearing jockey shorts.

    Are you familiar with the company BP? It’s one of the world’s largest gas companies, and its CEO is stepping down due to allegations that he was involved in a relationship with another man. And the news isn’t completely unexpected, because for awhile I thought it odd that the types of fuel they have at BP are Regular, Super, and Absolutely Fabulous.

    Golf Clubs

    Hot 3 years ago

    There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.
    The Sheik insisted so she said that she just started to golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.
    A few weeks later she received a telegram from the sheik.
    "So far I have bought you 3 golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only 2 of them have swimming pools."

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