Moose Jokes

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    A Scotsman at The Zoo

    Hot 4 years ago

    A Scotsman was on his first visit to a zoo and he sees an animal that he has never seen before, so he asks the zoo keeper "
    what animal it this"
    .The zoo keeper replies "
    Thats a moose sir, from Canada"
    . "
    A moose"
    says the surprised Scotsman "
    They must have rats like elaphants over there!"

    Cajun hunters

    Hot 3 years ago

    Justin Williams told this joke on his Cajun Cooking show:
    Two Cajuns, Rober' and Maurice, decided that hunting possums had gotten too dull, so they planned a trip to Canada to shoot moose. They flew in commercial planes all the way to Saskatoon, and from there, they hired a bush pilot to take them in a little plane into moose country.
    The pilot put them down in a short little airstrip about 200 kms from nowhere.
    "Boys," he said, "I'll be back here at noon in three days. You be right here, and remember that this plane is too small to carry more than the three of us and ONE moose. So, there's no need to hunting more than ONE moose, because you won't be able to take but one out of here."
    Robert and Maurice nodded agreement, and off the plane went, leaving the two Cajuns in the wilderness, eager for their hunting expedition.
    On the third day, the plane landed at 11:55 local time, and there beside the airstrip were Robert and Maurice, each sitting on more...

    Two Hunters in Canada

    Hot 4 years ago

    Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada.
    Upon dropping off the hunters, the pilot tells them, "Remember only one
    moose, because the plane wouldn't be able to take off with more weight
    than that." The hunters go off. A week later when the plane returns to
    pick them up the two hunters are standing by the lake with two moose.
    The pilot fumes, "I told you guys only one moose, you'll have to leave one
    because we won't be able to take off with that much weight." "Oh, c'mon,"
    beg the two hunters, "Last year the pilot let us take two moose on, you're
    just a chicken."
    Not wanting to be accused of being a coward, the pilot allows the two to
    bring both moose on the craft. The plane starts across the lake,
    straining to take off. The pilot tries and tries to no avail as
    they run out of room and the plane crashes into the trees at the end of the
    lake. A while later after coming more...

    • A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
    • Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear for photo opportunities.
    (is shooting waking?)
    • Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
    (but why?)
    • In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
    • It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
    (How did the moose get in the flippin plane?)
    • Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
    • Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
    • State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
    (*911* "we are sorry, this number has been disconnected")

    a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go hunting.
    The brunette comes back with a deer.
    her father asks "How did you get that deer?"
    the brunette replies "I followed the tracks and I followed the tracks and I got the deer."
    Next, the redhead comes back with a moose.
    her father asks "how did you get that moose!"
    the redhead replies "I followed the tracks and I followed the tracks and I got the moose."
    Last, the blonde comes crawling home....all beaten up and brused and a few broken arms and legs.
    the blonde replies "I followed the tracks and I followed the tracks and I got hit by a train."

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