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    Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
    Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very
    authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow
    moose.
    The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out
    of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the
    edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the
    moose love call.
    Before long their call was answered as a bull came crashing out
    of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close
    enough, the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him."
    After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back
    shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"
    The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling
    grass, but you'd better brace yourself!"

    Roscoe and his friend went moose hunting every year without success.

    Finally, they came up with what they hoped was a foolproof plan. They acquired a very authentic moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then jump out of the costume and shoot the bull.

    Setting themselves upon the edge of a clearing in their costume, they began to give the moose "call o'love". Before too long their call was answered by a bull moose some distance away. They called again, and the bull answered from somewhere closer. Again they called, and again the bull answered. Soon he came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

    As the bull's pounding hoofbeats got closer, the friend in the front said, "O.K.! Lets get out and shoot him!"

    After a moment that seemed like an eternity Roscoe who's in the rear half of the costume shouted, "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK! WHAT ARE WE more...

    Every winter, two hunters went moose hunting but never had any success. Finally, they felt they had come up with a foolproof plan. They obtained an authentic looking female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose.
    Their plan was to put on the costume, lure the bull, then get out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up at the edge of a clearing, got in the costume and began giving the moose love call.
    Before they knew it, their call had been answered and a bull came crashing out of the forest, straight into the clearing. As soon as the bull got close enough, the fellow in the front said, "Now! Let's get out and get him."
    After a moment that seemed to last forever, the fellow in the back shouted, "Damn, the zipper's stuck. What do we do now?"
    "I'm going to start nibbling the grass," the fellow in front replied, "but you'd better brace yourself!"

    Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, put on their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but if I were you, I'd brace myself!"

    Here's one...
    There was this priest who wanted to "spread the good word" in areas
    where need was greatest. He thought that the best place to start was
    in Africa. So off he went.
    He went into a deep jungle, and found a tribe. In his haste, he
    forgot that he would have to teach these people English first. So,
    he selected what he thought was the smartest of the tribesmen and
    began his teaching.
    They went for long walks in the jungle, first the priest would point
    to a rock and say, "Rock." And the native would say "bagwundame."
    And the priest would repeat "Rock," and the native would say "roock."
    Then priest would point and say "tree," native would say "tree,"
    and so on-Until the native had a minor understanding of English.
    It was on one of these "nature walks" that the pair stumbled upon a
    clearing, and on the other edge of the clearing was a young more...

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