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The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal? ”
“A mongoose. ”
“What for? ”
“Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I’m scared to death of snakes. That’s why I got this mongoose, for protection. ”
“But, ” the friend said, “you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes. ”
“That’s okay, ” said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, “So is the mongoose. ”

The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there pal?"
"It’s a mongoose."
"What have you got that for?"
"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection."
"But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."
"That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."

The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?"
"A mongoose."
"What for?"
"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection."
"But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."
"That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."

one evening a leg was eating a mongoose when a armadilo decided to piss on the mongoose. after long hours of careful anticipation he pissed off and kicked a shoe.the shoe said arnt you a bastad and the leg replied eye i know i am and the moral of the story is if you a leg and you kick shoes and piss on mongooses you are a bastad and you are scotish!